Should be good advertising for the burlap bag industry.
"Hello, this is Christianne Amanpour, and when I would go on a date, ALL of my gentleman callers would wear a pair of these: Stevie Wonder sunglasses. You'll be as blind as a moonbat wearing Stevie Wonders, and if you're on a date with me, you'll be grateful! As an added bonus, they act as a disguise so your friends won't know it's you out with a woman who looks like she's just spent a day digging for dung beetles!"