The only thing that will help is a giant tube of Preparation H, to match the giant *ss***es! Maybe if you use enough, they'll shrink up and go away.
"A solution to the Mass. problems of Kennedy and Kerry"
We get enough Freepers and like minded individuals to move to that Blue state AND PAINT THE TOWN RED! We move enough of us in there to throw the bums out...then move out to Calfornia and do the same things with Boxer and Fienstein.