[Bon mots]

Reminds me of the joke:

Two cows were out grazing in a field, and one cow says to the other, "Did you hear about that 'Mad Cow Disease'?"
The other cow replies, "Yes, it's just awful. Makes me glad I'm a chicken!"

[BigCinBigD]

Know how you can tell if a cow has 'Mad Cow Disease'?

The cow go's Moooooooooooooo.......Damn it!