[bvw]

"A sweater is already absorbing all sorts of light both in the infrared and the visible," said Sargent. "Instead of just turning that into heat, as it currently does, imagine if it were to turn that into electricity."

Daffy statement that. Gee, we wear sweaters for warmth, not to charge cell phones.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Maybe a hat for you, then, like the umbrella hats.

[Reaganesque]

All of my sweaters generate electricity if I take them of quickly enough.