I'll figure them out hang on, I don't know them from memory they've never been written down yet, I just did a scratch track of whatever came to mind, then changed a line at a time to try to make sense of it all, I don't know if its a cohesive whole, you be the judge ;)
gimme ten mins
Song is here: The Confirmation Song by Sen. Robert "Dave Seville" Byrd and the Congressmunks [Byrd] Well Senators, as I'm sure you're all aware, its Confirmation Time once again, and just as sure as I hate miscegenation, I hate George Dubya Bush and all his evil works. So are you ready to stand with me, Congresswoman Pelosi, for pandering and demagoguing? [Pelosi] I'm ready [Byrd] Senator Boxer, for weepin' and a-wailin'? [Boxer] waaaaaaaaaahhh! [Byrd] And Senator Kennedy, you ready? Teddy? Teddy! TEDDY!! [Kennedy] Uh, yeah I'm ready [Democrats] Nomination time is here Time to sneer and time to jeer Kerry lost but we're not sad Ohio made a nice fundraising ad [Pelosi]I'll call Condi George Bush's houseslave [Boxer]I'll blame Gonzales for Abu Ghraib [Democrats]Our constituents salivate (When) Democrats demagogue and den-i-grate [Byrd] Well that was might fine, mighty fine Senators. Uh, Senator Boxer, you were a little flat on that weepin' and a-wailin' [Boxer] Won't somebody please think of the children? [Byrd] Nancy Pelosi, you might wanna shoot a little more Botox in your forehead, I think I discerned an emotional wrinkle. [Pelosi] Hehehehehehehe okay! [Byrd] Senator Kennedy, put down that Chivas and leave that intern alone. Teddy! Teddy!! TEDDY!! [Kennedy] BURP! Yassah! [Democrats] We can't win, don't have the votes But its Oscar time as Barb emotes Nine more hours of debate Make Moveon moonbats cyber-donate [Boxer]Next week its the Attorney Gen. [Pelosi]"Antonio trashed the Geneva Conven.!" [Democrats]But with Teddy's clout I'm sure we'll muster The votes to sustain a fil-i-buster We can hardly stand the wait For Hillary in oh-eight [Byrd] Well that was purty good.. [Pelosi] Hey, I wanna do my song now... [Boxer] Yeah I have a drum solo I play here, its really cool... [Byrd] Now wait.. I don't think the time is appropriate for... [Kennedy] My Stratocastah plugs into the Mah-shall and I do this 2 hand tapping technique... [Byrd] Now just a minute [divebomb] [Pelosi & Boxer] Inna Gadda Da Vida honey, don't you know that I love you?... [Byrd] Point of order, Mr. Chairman, Ms. Pelosi, Sen Boxer... Teddy! Teddy!! TEDDY!! [Boxer] Let's see Christine Todd Whitman play double kick fills like that [Pelosi] Kay Bailey Hutchenson, eat your heart out [Kennedy] Sh*t- broke a string [fade out]
I started to do one about Michael Moore based on the song "More" (Moore, is the fattest schlub the world has known, something something something makes me groan", og something like that) but I'm somewhat anal about having an authentic arrangement or I won't do it, and charting and recording the sampled horn parts (I don't actually play any horns but the sampler sounds just like them) for a Sinatra swing version would have taken me several hours and I just didn't feel like messing with it so I abandoned it