[puppets]

I'll do you one better. I'll not only write one, I'll sing and play and record it just so you know I'm not full of crap. Give me a new subject (I don't want to cover this same topic, its been done) and I'll have a link to the mp3 file up by tomorrow midnight.

[doug from upland]

Now we are getting somewhere. Take your choice from these:

1. Yasser Arafat in hell
2. A Bill Clinton rapist song
3. Hillary wanting back into the White House
4. Katie Couric's colonoscopy
5. Documents in Sandy Berger's pants
6. Rachel Corrie meeting the bulldozer
7. Ted Kennedy's Oldsmobile
8. Michael Moore
9. Illegal aliens
10. Use any '60s protest song to mock our opponents

Thanks for responding. Maybe you really do have some substance rather than being a newbie jackass as you appeared to be. If so and you've come here to make friends and help us defeat the left, welcome aboard. I look forward to a funny, biting song.

Unfortunately, I am not a musician. The MIDI is what is available to me. By the way, I'm writing Paul McCartney to let him know that he used "Band on the run" way too many times in his original.

[Mudboy Slim]

Please ping me to yer finished product...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Please ping me to yer finished product, Newbie....LOL!!

This could be interesting...MUD