[tjwmason]

In other news it has been revealed that snow is cold, and rain is wet.

[CzarNicky]

BBC told to lie about EU to improve its image.

[Barney Gumble]

"BBC must become the mouthpiece of the EU which is a mouthpiece of Chirac." THe BBC is ordered to cram EU down the throats of hapless Brits.

Some suggestions:

Make a holiday: Weekly EU day, where Brits call themselves Europeans for a day.

Include story lines: Coronation Street characters should now talk vividly about the wonders of the EU. Perhaps characters on Eastenders should go on a trip and wish that Britian was the Euro too.

Documentaries: Make documentaries that show that it was really the French resistance that brought down Germany and speculate that the French would have done it entirely without the British and Americans in a couple of years anyway.

[kingsurfer]

Everyone wants the BBC to do as its told.

I think they should just stop reporting news at all and concentrate on Strictly Come Dancing and Neighbours.

[highflight]

I am going to predict that Nigel and Rodney are goners.

Since WWII Brits have believed everything that the BBC dishes out - they are, sadly, mind-numbed robots. The English don't stand a chance - for the BBC is about to launch its pro-European Union assault.

France and Germany will finally consume the United Kingdom (England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales) without a shot being fired.

Men of England, prepare to hoist your French nickers.