I get very unnerved by the way they drive down there, that's why I don't like being in those communities, because they drive slow, they sit low. That's their model. The state flag of Florida should be just a steering wheel with a hat and two knuckles on it. I mean, there is nobody in the car, sometimes! You just see cars going by, "There was nobody in that car! It was a completely empty car!"
...Always with the left turn signal on, from when they left the house that morning. That's a legal turn in Florida, it's known as an "eventual left."
What is the age that old people reach where they decide when they back out of the driveway, they're not looking anymore? Do you know how they do that, they just go, "Well, I'm old, and I'm coming back! I've survived, let's see if you can!"
Now that I think of it, I recall the MA. son of Fla. retireee parents laughing about his pop's complaining about other elderly drivers -- two hands on the wheel and you can't see their heads....and they drive in the left lane at thirty miles per hour, tops. His parents kept calling him up by mistake, trying to get the local Home Depot. He'd say, 'Pop, it's me, Mike. Pop!!' They must have had him on speed dial, right above Home Depot.