*snort!*
I am the third man on the grassy knoll!
I AM the grassy knoll!
I came up with the conspiracy, it was all ME!
I will be called the Darklord, and you will all cower and shiver before me!
I run OPEC!
It's all MY fault!
American Idol is rigged by ME!
I have ways of knowing what you are doing because of the distrontificator in your RADIO!
Your TV is a spying device through which we see your actions!
Your showerhead is a video camera with which we view your shortcomings!
Your spouse is an agent plant that works for US!
WE will control all!
Nothing short of Binaca will stop US!
The crows really are out to get me.....
I was keeping the Secret! Just like I promised!
(Geez! I had a "gut feeling" about it when I hired you! I should have known sooner or later you'd "crack" and spill your guts!)