Mt. Everest Shrinking??? Oh, NO!!!
But, you know, I don't really think it's the 'global warming' thing this time though...you know, like does rock really 'melt'???!!!
*I* think it HAS to be due to just too many people going up there.
You know, I had a really bad feeling about this, as soon as I heard the Tibetans had started taking those tour buses up.
We're gonna HAVE to take that mountain away from those Tibetans for their own GOOD!!! ...and so as to 'preserve' our heritage!!! I mean like, how many of our forefathers went there to climb??? It would be like a TOTAL SHAME if we don't DO something!!! I mean, what we need here are some more ROAD CLOSURES!!! ...and QUICK!!!
...and, you know, the UN should, like, charge anyone wanting to go there a fee like, you know, something fair, like $100,000 or so, and then give them a seminar on alpine preservation before they go up. (Oh sure! There would DEFINITELY be a free lunch with that, so the visitors would KNOW they were getting 'value'.) ...and there could be a 'thing' like, people who couldn't 'afford' to pay that much could get in like, you know, free. And, like, if there was any money left after paying for the classroom, the instructor, the UN's 'administrative fee', and... you know...the free lunch... the rest could go to some great charity like, you know, 'Greenpeace' or 'Sierra Klub' or someone, who really KARES about the Earth!!!
Don't you think that would be like, a GREAT idea???