[Do not dub me shapka broham]

In my case, it's two "total tools", unfortunately.

One, who is covetously eying the Oval Office.

[Mr. Silverback]

In my case, it's two "total tools", unfortunately. One, who is covetously eying the Oval Office.

I'm sure Michael Moore covetously eyes the Desperate Housewives, too. Their chances are about equal.