LOL I hear that commercial and wonder. My mom used to say I should wear an eye patch *lol*
It could be a new look, anyway. Eye patch, parrot and puffy shirt.
Actually, when my son was five we had his eyes examined because he would soon be starting kindergarten, and dyslexia did run in the family. We wanted to know if there might be some problems in future.
To our great surprise, dyslexia was not his problem, the problem was that he was really seeing out of his left eye only, the right eye was 20/80 and he was "ignoring" the right eye. We had had no idea. But thirty days in an eye patch over the left eye corrected the right eye to 20/25, and his eyes have doing just great ever since.
Treat those young eyes early, because it's easier then.:)
Arrrh!