You forgot the one about Angels holding the planes aloft.
The bible says those things happend.
But what it DOES NOT SAY is that Evolution DID NOT happen. The details of how species came to be is just not detailed in those few hundred words. And it doesn't need to be.
Just as the details of how Jesus fed the masses is not detailed. And it does not need to be.
But Gods creation (and God does not lie, even in his creation) has obvious evidence of Evolution. The evidence for Jesus feeding the masses is only in the Bible, and that's what the Bible is for. Telling you that which cannot be known simply by looking at Gods Creation.
Gods creation does not lie, as the Bible does not lie. It's only your interpretation of the words that is in error.
Humans need to use the proper tool to determine what God in fact did, and when the question is how did species come to be, the place with far, far, far, more information is Gods Creation, not Gods Word.
A picture is worth a thousand words. The Creation stories in Genesis don't even have that many. But Gods creation has not only trillions of pictures, it has evidence of Gods work by the litteral ton.
Gods creation is not a lie and Evolution is one of His greatest creations. He just did not claim explicit credit for it, as He did not claim credit for a great many things that He nevertheless did create.