Please, you're both wrong.
In the Air Force we live in Kansas, North Carolina, Texas or Germany, occasionally taking trips to Guam, Korea and the Sandbox.
When there's a war you might be gone for four months if things last really long.
The officers do the bulk of the 'fighting'; we can destroy the world hundreds of times over from a room 40 feet underground, hit 80 distinct targets with GPS-guided bombs from one aircraft, and decimate infantry and mechanized forces with AC-130 gunships.
Our ASVAB scores are clearly the highest, and no doubt our entire enlisted force could be commissioned today as Army or Navy officers, resulting in a marked improvement in both services.
Plus we're better looking.
Not knocking the Air Force contribution, just pointing out the obvious difference in roles.
Besides, I love the Air Force....whenever anyone asks me how I could ever jump out of a perfectly good airplane, I always respond; "If you've ever ridden in an Air Force plane, you'll know that none of them are perfectly good."