Lib gasbags dominated the floor most of the day, punctuated by Barbara Boxer's watered down EZREED Charts For The Little People. She made continuous charges that Rice was a liar, a reprobate, a homewrecker who slept with the President, and a lesbian who would rather date Hillary than Maureen Dowd, which really pissed her off. When one Republican Senator complemented her on her looks, comparing her favorably to Carrot Top, she ran screaming from the floor. During his hour on the floor, Senator Byrd brought a cross wrapped in burlap and soaked in kerosene into the well of the Senate. The cross was raised, lit, then the Senator began to sing the old Klavern song, "The Old Klavern Song" for almost half an hour before he called Dr. Rice a "colored girl". Subscriptions were offered to "The Fiery Cross".
Teddy Kennedy offered rides to any young ladies who wanted to go "waterboarding" with him.
John Warner made one hell of a speech. John Cornyn did us proud. Sam Brownback closed the day out well.
And Mark Dayton? Dumb as freaking dirt.
Be Seeing You,
Chris