An AF C-141 flew into Thule Greenland at midnight and called to have the sewer pumped out. The pilot waited on the runway for almost an hour before a young airman with no stripes arrived in the "honey wagon". The pilot was pretty upset about the long wait and began chewing the young Airman Basic out. He threatened to take action if it ever happened again.
The airman looked the pilot in the eye and said, "sir, I don't have any stripes. It's 1:00 a.m. and I'm standing here in a blizzard in Thule Greenland pumping out a septic tank. How are you going to punish me?"