How do you know when a southern gal is in the mood?
When she says 'I'm soooo drunk!'
Why don't southern girls participate in orgies?
Because they'd have to write too many thank you cards.
Why do southerners like to do it doggie style?
So they can both watch NASCAR.
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A girl from the South and a girl from the North were seated side by side on a plane.
The girl from the South, being friendly and all, said, "So, where ya'll from?"
The Northern girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."
The girl from the South sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, "So, where ya'll from, b*tch?"
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Two southern girls were sitting on their front porch one evening.
One girl had just arrived back from New York and she was telling her girlfriend about some of the sites she had seen in the big city.
In a heavy southern drawl, she says, "You know, they have women up there who have sex with other women."
In a whispered voice, her friend replies, "Oh, my! What do they call them?"
"They call them lesbians. "And there's men who have sex with other men," says the woman. "They call them homosexuals."
Then, she pauses, lowers her voice even more and says, "And, they have these men up there that will put their face in a woman's privates and kiss all around...
"Do tell!" gasps her friend, "What do they call them?"
"Heck if I know, I just patted him on the head and called him Precious."
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You might be a Yankee if . . .
You think "barbecue" is a verb meaning "to cook outside."
You think Heinz Ketchup is really spicy!
You don't have any problems pronouncing Worcestershire Sauce correctly.
You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
You've never seen a live chicken.
The only cows you've ever seen have been on road trips.
BWAAAAH !