Weegee wrote: "Will Ted Kennedy's obituary begin with the death of Mary Jo?"
Oh no, my FRiend, when Fat Teddy finally keels over and sinks to the bottom of whatever tub of Chivas Regal he's marinading in, the obituaries will start off with crapola like:
"Last Camelot Brother Dies - Ted Kennedy Dead at XX"
"The Liberal Lion of Massachusetts Has Passed"
"The Voice of Democrats Is Forever Silenced"
Ad nauseum.
And in the closing paragraph of the obit, you'll see something like: "despite partisan political attempts to exploit the accidental drowning of the young political intern Miss Kopechne in 1969, Senator Kennedy, after recovering from a neck injury suffered in the same accident, went on to champion progressive causes, many of which would have benefited Miss Kopechne and her family."
All you'll need are pancakes, because there will be PLENTY of sick sweetly syrup floating around the carcus of that lard-ass. And the 'Rats will use the occasion as blatantly as they used Paul Wellstone's death.
We will never see a funeral as well attended as the Ronald Reagan memorial in 2004. Certainly none of the living presidents will see such a turnout.
The closest that the Democrats would have to rival that attention WOULD BE Teddy's funeral.
Not only thick syrup but gallons of 409.