LOL! Sounds like a straight line ........... but, VERY generous!!!!!!
Remember those annoying "Ring Around The Collar" commercials? I recall one skit where Johnny played a guy at a buffet and a woman came up to him, looked at his collar, and said, in a snotty, singsong voice, "Ring around the coll-ar! Ring around the coll-ar!" Johnny sang back, "Pie in the fa-aace!" and shoved a pie in her face.
In another commercial takeoff, Johnny played a nerdy little guy who looks around fearfully and whispers, "I want to talk to you about...diarrhea!!" A bunch of pies immediately hit his face from offstage.