"When Fox News reported that he had died, they did not GIVE emphysema as a cause of death."
Ok so they only implied that it was a smoker related death.
BTW I smoke.
My favorites were
"You've lost your wallet, all your cash is gone, WHAT WILL YOU DO, What WILL you DO?"....(imitating Carl Maldon commercials for AMerican Express and gets a pie in the face!)