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To: Uncle Vlad

"A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou."

Reading the contents of the envelope:
"Name three things that have yeast."

A: The Nestea Plunge.
Q: What does the president of Nestea use when his toilet is topped up?

A: A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
Q: What were some of the earlier forms of Preparation H?

A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Q: What do you look for when you're tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?

A: Zippo Marx.
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?

A: Touchback.
Q: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?

A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?

A: Big Ben, Joe Namath and a candidate's campaign promises.
Q: What is a clock, a jock and a crock.


128 posted on 01/23/2005 2:03:19 PM PST by gortklattu (As the preacher in Blazing Saddles said "You're on your own.")
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To: gortklattu

Those are great! This is exactly how I think Johnny Carson would have wanted to be remembered. I'm just sitting here, reading this thread and laughing out loud. What great memories!


148 posted on 01/23/2005 3:42:48 PM PST by Uncle Vlad
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To: gortklattu
A. "Knickerbocker"
Q. "What do you want to avoid doing when you shave her bocker?"
207 posted on 01/24/2005 5:00:30 AM PST by Richard Kimball (We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men are ready to do violence on our behalf)
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