Sadler and the teens settled into their room and ordered snacks from room service. Around 10 p.m., the girls headed downstairs to check out the resort. Sadler said she gave them "the typical parent lecture: Stay together. Don't leave the hotel grounds. Don't do anything stupid." She set their curfew at 2 a.m., and they promised not to be late.
The most amazing part of the article IMHO. That is a "typical parent lecture" only if you're a braindead nimrod or are planning to go out yourself and don't want to be saddled with the kids until 2am.
I only took the time to look up "nimrod" in the dictionary recently. Before that I thought your use would be in proper context.
Actually the word means "a hunter."