Seriously though...
I'm from a small town, and some people who know me tell me I can be naive at times, so I gotta know, all kidding aside,
Them's her boobies? Seriously?
Can't tell. She's either being pushed up from the stomach or pushed down from the chest. Either way, she has some spare something that looks like an air deployment ring just waiting to go off.
However on Barbara Walters, who also attending the wedding, I think she could of used a wild pattern like Couric.
Barbara Walters waves as she arrives at the Bethesda-by-the-Sea Episcopal Church for the wedding of Donald Trump to Slovenian model Melania Knauss in Palm Beach, Florida, January 22, 2005. REUTERS/Marc Serota REUTERS
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE WHY COURIC WORE THE CLOWN PATTERN!