She looks like a twelve year old.
This is what happens when you have an average I.Q. and a large ego.
My 12-year-old has much better taste! If I bought her that dress (in a drunken shopping spree?) she'd give it to The Salvation Army before I sobered up!
Just kidding ... I don't drink that much :-).
But I have to wonder ... could *I* ever look that awful and not realize it? Wouldn't somebody tell me that I looked like I just landed from Planet Bizarro, and that my arms are fat?