Lots of good stuff here. Are you just teasing, or do you have something specific, heh heh, in mind.
You are a doctor, you claim. You evidently like to heal people given what you claim are your credentials. Ok, so far so good.
But then, we see you sarcastically state 'how nice of you' about a post where my MOTHER is going to live longer only if I lie to her?
Wow. I'm astonished. The professors which taught you how to counsel folks (biblically even!) must have been very bright. Did you learn this particular 'mother has cancer' technique from them? I can just imagine the extent of your success rate.
You know, where success is defined by the fact your clients don't need your help anymore.
But maybe you are one of those types that give the counseling profession such a bad name; where keeping your clients coming back week-after-week-after-week is good for your ....., dare I say it, cash flow?