Retrosexuals: A New Kind of Man

michellemalkin.com ^ | May 4, 2004 | UNK

[B4Ranch]

I would really be happy if the 'other types' disappear off the face of the earth.

[rlmorel]

Okay. I like it. Much better than the metrosexual thing.

[independentmind]

When a Retrosexual is on a crowded bus and or a commuter train, and a pregnant woman, heck, any woman gets on, that Retrosexual stands up and offers his seat to that woman, then looks around at the other so-called men still in their seats with a disgusted "you low-life" look on his face.

Tell me where this still occurs. I'm curious.

[26lemoncharlie]

I have Had enough of the FART FLOWER movement too!! Little Pansy Prancers decorating rooms, it's sickening. I would say they should wear dresses and other female type clothes with make up, but>>> Lipstick on a PIG is all that comes to mind! I want to wretch!

[escapefromboston]

A Retrosexual watches no TV show with "Queer" or "Queen" in the title.

Hey I like "King of Queens"! I guess I am not a retrosexual.

[crazyhorse691]

Thanks for the read. That girl(married woman with child) really nailed it(except for the tie). Now, where are the pictures?

[Freepertwo]

Where do I get me one-a those?

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

So basically, what Michelle is saying, is that she wants a Freeper man.

She just made a lot of men here real happy.

[sure_fine]

a man doesn't need any other name

[AD from SpringBay]

Total agreement bump.

[spinestein]

I just took your Retrosexual test and I scored a 97%

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I think there's a tree outside that needs chopping down.

I'm going to go deal with it, now.

[An Old Marine]

Damn, I'm 25 for 25. And here I thought I was just a Neanderthal.

Do you get any extra points for belching or other bodily emissions?

[anniegetyourgun]

Mr. Gun gave up his seat in busy restaurant last night....to an elderly woman. Her family looked at him like he was a space alien. She, on the other hand, commented on how good it was to know there were still such men around.....and promptly took her seat next to me.

Mr. Gun is SOOOOOOOOO retro, I think he's lapped himself....twice......

[drt1]

"Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, transsexual, metrosexual, non-sexual; blue, green, and purple-sexual -- bogus definitions have taken over the urban and suburban world!"

What do you expect in a media-centric world where the apex of success is the achievement of 'Celebrity'. Let's face it, society is more like a third grade elementary school class of years ago than a thinking, self secure conglomeration of humans.

The continual redefinition of traditional roles and societal structures is the logical outcome in any society dominated by a group of thought leaders and self-styled 'Experts' who take over the task of thinking for large parts of an all too acquiescent population.

[Iam1ru1-2]

" Tell me where this still occurs. I'm curious."

It happens where ever there are "Retrosexual Males" around. Santa Francisca is completely devoid of them thus manly females take their place commonly known as "Dykes".

[An American In Dairyland]

Tell me where this still occurs. I'm curious.

Ask a feminist.

[codyjacksmom]

Some of us women folk would drool over finding a guy like this. This is a great description of what a real man is...and there are far too few of them in todays world.

[Gorzaloon]

When a Retrosexual is on a crowded bus and or a commuter train, and a pregnant woman, heck, any woman gets on, that Retrosexual stands up and offers his seat to that woman, then looks around at the other so-called men still in their seats with a disgusted "you low-life" look on his face. Tell me where this still occurs. I'm curious.

Any bus I am on if the woman is pregnant. Why? Because pregnant women generally are not man-hating militant lesbians.

[B4Ranch]

The last time I was on a local train in New Orlean with my wife a man stood up and gave her his seat. Two years ago.

[Gator113]

Ditto.......I never changed, but the rest of the world seemed to.