[SmithL]

Your tax dollars at work.

[2banana]

Mock grenades

I had those in my youth when we played army. Compact dry dirt balls were the best (explode on impact) but rocks would do in a pinch...

[newgeezer]

in a locked room in the former international terminal that is closed to the public.

Uh, okay. Someone tell me (1) how this is a problem and (B) why this is newsworthy (unless the underlying point of the story is that it's much ado about nothing, which I doubt).

[Verginius Rufus]

Are mock turtles an endangered species? I'd hate to hear of a mock turtle being blown up by one of these mock grenades.