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Here's an "updated" version, NastyReply v3.60...

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

I Hope This Helps...

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And yet another, NastyReply v2.26...

You Jackass. Who signs your check?

You give the word "impotent" a whole new meaning. You are more pathetic in your stupidity than my congressman. I have seen some pathetic displays of hackery in my time, but you, sir, are the worst. Abdicate from the human race now while you have some self respect. You certainly have NONE in my eyes.

May your harddrive crash and burn. I hope that at some point, you are struck by a genetic dwarfism that rivals your galactic inconsequentilism on this board.

You are nothing. You are as ineffectual and as irrelevant as the United Nations.

I mock your existence as I mock the ridiculousness of the anteater. As the platypus. As Bill Clinton.

I dismiss you as I do every word from every poisoned and pus-dripping mouth of every liberal leftist, communist hack that dared speak of appeasing Hitler.

I revile you more than Pol Pot. More than Lenin. More than Mao Tse Tung. You give Neville Chamberlain a good name. You are not fit to lick dung from Ronaldus Magnus' shoes.

May your family's farm be nationalized by Mugabe. Milosevic should be freed to ethnically cleanse you. France holds you in the same esteem as Jerry Lewis, and they rolled over and went buns-up kneelin' as soon as the Wehrmacht rolled into their worthless country.

You are without a doubt, a eunuch in the digital domain. In the classic sense, you are fodder for grubs. Worm food. Decayed vegetable matter at the bottom of my compost heap that I urinate on when I'm drunk.

Your existence upon this mortal coil has made planet Earth that much more unbearable for every other vertebrae that has ever tried to crawl with dignity across it's face. The plagues of Egypt gag and vomit upon tasting your puerile flesh. You possess DNA that is a clear and present threat to the human genome. You should be bred out of humanity's evolutionary path.

You are a horrible intellectual genetic mutation gone terribly awry. Your kind should be intellectually castrated. You must be purged.

May God forgive us, if you are allowed to corrupt the species after we move off this ball of mud into the Universe.

May you suffer the same fate as Cain, as the captain of the Exxon Valdez, doomed to be shunned by all that see you, forever a pariah.

The Japanese have a word for refuse like you: eta. There should be a Congressional resolution to neuter you. You have barely the sense of a termite to run from the light of responsibility.

You disgust me as much as being covered by ants, by filth, by the slimy trails of slugs. And like slugs, I pray that someday you will be dessicated by the salty urine of someone with more backbone than you cannot dream of having. Your posts upon this board are offal.

I have given up eating processed red meat products for fear that if you are ever shot and killed like the inbred bovine you obviously are, that your brain matter will somehow infect me.

May you catch the most virulent strain of Herpes imaginable from Monica Lewinsky.

If there is a hell, I pray that it waits for you with horrors that cannot be dreamt of by mortal man.

Ta-ta!