This is one of the greatest inaugural addresses ever!
(edited closing remarks by W)..........."I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE RATS FOR A REALLY BOLD ATTEMPT TO FOOL THE VAST MAJORITY OF AMERICANS, WHOM WE ALL KNOW ARE BUMBLING IDIOTS AND CORN SHUCKERS FROM THE MIDWEST." (Camera pans crowd as Slick Willie, and Jimmy Carter, look at the ground with their wives spewing daggers of contempt for the current occupants of the White House)............