[Conspiracy Guy]

Here is my space shuttle.



And my Bird huntin dawg.



And my new car alarm system.

[Fiddlstix]

Here is my space shuttle.

There ya go agin with all the hifalootin' stuff. Space shuttle Smace shuttle. Phooey!

I'm a stickin' with the old Tried and True machinery.....
(Um jes old fashioned an proud uv it.)

This here is still th best flyin' machine ever made um proud ta say

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An Um a still stikin' with my ol tried an true telegraph key dial up modem no matter whut y'all young whipper-snappers sez. An my ol candle powered 'puter suits me jes fine. An as yew can see I have all the latest accessories tew.
(Yew can hav that ther fancy new fangeled propane powered computer uv yorn)

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This here is my new automobile. I grant ya thet it ain't as fancy as yours. But it still carries me where ever I wanna go.....

I'm a gonna be a addin' this here beauty to my 'puter system in a week or two
(Eat yer heart out ya durn show off)

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(Whut ever happened ta respec' fer th older generation?)

So There......
Whut ya think uv thet? Huh?
J