I found where one can get Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3 as a stand alone game..
http://files.filefront.com/Super_Turbo_Turkey_Puncher_3_Standalone_10/;3623885;;/fileinfo.html
(It's a minigame from Doom3.)
Unreal Tournament 2004 (Editor's Cut) has me QUITE happy at the moment.
darks, methinks you have way too much time on your hands, lol!