Posted on 01/18/2005 6:28:29 AM PST by Unaffiliated
Edited on 01/18/2005 7:51:13 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
It's cool. We postponed it 'til next week.
And what about your "pre-formed" opinions?
Yep. "Trolling for dollars" .....
And the nasty exploding sausages with a side of so-called scrambled eggs.
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ZOTTED Jan 18, 2005
Almost made it a full two hours, but alas got the
No good. That conflicts with my Conspiracy Paranoid group.
Hey, wait... you did that on *purpose*, *didn't* you... You WANT me to miss my Conspiracy Paranoid group! YOU DON'T WANT ME TO KNOW THE TRUTH!!!!!
You're one of THEM! You Skull and Bonesmen Illuminati ARE SO OBVIOUS! WHO SENT YOU???!!!?? WHOOO SEENNNNT YOUUUU??!???!??
Bye.He's dead, Jim!
He's dead, Jim.
(Click here or on the pic).
He's dead, Jim!
Democrat's Prerequisites
Virtually anyone can be a Democrat. We just need to quit thinkingand vote that way. BUT if you really want to be a GOOD Democrat there are some prerequisites you must believe. Compare the list below and see how GOOD a Democrat you are.
(1)I believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
(2)I believe that the same school system that cannot teach fourth-graders how to read is best qualified to teach our kids all about sex.
(3)I believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat to us than U.S. nuclear weapons technology is in the hands of Chinese communists.
(4)I believe that there was no art before federal funding.
(5)I believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical,documented changes in the Earth's climate than by Americans driving SUVs.
(6)I believe capital punishment is wrong, and that abortion on demandn is right.
(7)I believe that big businesses create oppression and poverty, and big governments create love and prosperity.
(8)I believe that hunters don't care about nature, but looney activists do.
(9)I believe that self-esteem is more important than doing something good.
(10)I believe that the U.S military starts wars, not evil tyrannical regimes.
(11)I believe the NRA is bad because it supports a certain part of the Constitution, and that the ACLU is good because it supports a certain part of the Constitution.
(12)I believe that taxes are too low and ATM fees are too high.
(13)I believe Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee, or Thomas Edison.
(14)I believe that standardized school tests are racist, and racial quotas and set-asides are not racist.
(15)I believe Hillary Clinton is all about "progress" and not about personal power. She just wants to help us out of the archaic system of governing that our Founding Fathers subjected us to.
(16)I believe that the only reason socialism, communism, or whatever you call it has not worked anywhere in the world, is because the right people have not been in charge.
(17)I believe Republicans who tell the truth belong in jail, but acheat, liar, and sex offender belongs in the White House. I would vote Bill back in a New York minute, if I could.
(18)I believe that parades displaying drag queens, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes, at Christmas, should be illegal.
(19)I believe that the illegal funding of the Democrat Party by the Chinese is in the best interest of the United States.
(20)I believe that our vociferous minority who protest against prayer, saluting the United States flag in school and having the Ten Commandments in courthouses, have far more rights than the majority who believe in God and country and want these values to be instilled in their children.
We are watching you.
The BBC now presents a paid political announcement from the Wood Party.
Calm down. You are cordially invited to join the People who Eat the Food on their Plate in Alphabetical Order Society, a friendly group who prefers to.......
Less than a minute, I'm pretty sure.
The meetings of my new Anarchy Party will be conducted according to a strict schedule and with tight adherence to the rules of order.
I knew it was under 60 seconds. But most of those were simple thread pulls. I'm talking about a 'whack ur peepee' kinda zot.
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