Expanding moose population spurs calls for more hunting

Aftenposten ^ | January 17, 2005 | Einar Haakaas

[ConservativeStatement]

Hungry Norwegian moose have broken into stores recently, tangled with laundry racks and munched on holiday decorations in residential neighborhoods. Wildlife experts claim there are simply too many of them, natural food supplies are limited and more hunting should be allowed. Norway's moose population jumped from an estimated 120,000 in 1990 to 150,000 in 2000, and experts think it's grown since then as well.

[opbuzz]

Moose au gratin.

[Randjuke]

A moose once bit my sister.

Moose bites can be pretti nasti, you know.

[taxesareforever]

Hungry Norwegian moose have broken into stores recently

Bet they wish they had the "three strikes your're out" law in their country.

[BlueLancer]

If they kill all of the Møøsën, then there won't be any more for my grüppen to spåånkæn!

How about Them Moose Goosers,
Ain't they recluse?
Up in them boondocks,
Goosin' them moose.

Goosin' them huge moose,
Goosin' them tiny,
Goosin' them meadow-moose
In the hiney.

Look at Them Moose Goosers,
Ain't they dumb?
Some use an umbrella,
Some use a thumb.

Them obtuse Moose Goosers,
Sneakin' through the woods,
Pokin' them snoozy moose
In the goods.

How to be a Moose Gooser?
It'll turn ye puce.
Gitchy gooser loose and
Rouse a drowsy moose!

Mason Williams

[diogenes ghost]

Hey, Shorty, are you the pussy everyone says is a champion mooser? Ohhh, suurrre, now you say mouser - you wussy.

[AnAmericanMother]

Darn! It disappeared. Here's another version:

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Experts at Moose and Squirrel hunting

[WSGilcrest]