[dead]

Among those not "automatically on board" is Kerry's wife, Teresa

[peacebaby]

Soooooo, how much life insurance will that pay?

[meatloaf]

Excellent. It would be even better if the positions were reversed.

[JoeBob]

This is one of sKerrys' better ideas: Push her in front of a bus.

[GLDNGUN]

ROFL. That is about the funniest picture I have ever seen.

KERRY: Honest, judge, I simply did NOT see the bus coming when I accidentally shoved Terayzuh into the street.

That pic deserves it's own "CAPTION THIS PICTURE" post.

Here's another nominee: "I got your back, hun."

Or..."KERRY PLANS ANOTHER RUN AFTER GETTING RID OF 2004 TROUBLES".

[Graymatter]

Caption that one, "Just shove it!"