First will come the lightning....
Then the appearance of St. Eggbert and the Swift Sword of Retribution! Oh, woe to youse, you infidels.
Or. . . alternately, the pope could offer himself in exchange for the bishop. Then the pope could convert all the unbelievers to our side!
Betcha this is a catholic plan to take back the holy land!
Hail to the new Crusade!
The holy land is free. Where were you?
The New Crusade will whup yo' heathen ass!
The first Crusades, contrary to Leftist popular belief were a defense against Muslim attacks on Catholics in the Holy Land. Close enough on this one for me. Where do I sign up for the new one.