BAH!
and
"...You didn't by chance drop a piece of the tinfoil from your hat into the microwave when you were heating up the cup of tea did you?? lol..."
Actually, no, just the silver spoon. < /just kidding >
How does one explain the cats meowing/howling in the middle of the night, a nearly brand new microwave sending an arc out the back, or my sink suddenly plugging up all by itself?
Besides I always thought contrails were made by bored fighter pilots in training.