Yeah, but NOODLES?
"Yeah, but NOODLES?"
I believe noodles are indeed fair game. This class of foodstuffs may have quietly slipped into the un-Islamic category due to the fact that infidel corporations run by non-believers are manufacturing them. It's all very confusing to the jihadi's as some noodles are deemed halal and some not, therefore many noodle stands are bombed unnecessarily all the while others are left to peddle their unclean product without appropriate terror attacks. I understand further clarification by a blue ribbon panel of Ayatollah's, Mufti's, Imam's, and Sheik's is forthcoming :)
Longbow