One day, God calls Satan and says with a sneer, "So, how are things going down there?"
"Things are going great!" Satan replies. "We've got an engineer working for us, and now we've got air conditioning, escelators, and cold showers."
"What???" God exclaims. "He doesn't belong down there! Send him up here right away, or I'll sue!"
Satan laughs and says, "Yeah, right. Like where are you going to get a lawyer?"