[Indy Pendance]

Good one!

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The lawyer asked him, "Did you actually see the accident?"
The witness: "Yes, sir."

The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"
The witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches."

The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"
The witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some annoying lawyer would ask me that question."

[armyman]

Amazing but true courtroom sayings

"Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war"
"The youngest son, the 21 year old, how old is he?"
"were you alone or by yourself?"
"So you were gone until you returned?"