[freespirited]

Three surgeons take a day off for a game of golf.

The first surgeon says, "I think accountants are the easiest patients to operate on because when you open them up everything is in order."

The second surgeon says, "No, electricians are easiest. When you open them up, everything is color-coded."

The third surgeon, the most senior of the three, then offers his sage opinion. "You're both wrong. Lawyers are the easiest patients to operate on, because when you open them up, you find that they are gutless, heartless, and spineless, and their heads and their asses are interchangeable."

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P.S. Apologies to all FReeper, Swiftee and POW lawyers. He was not talking about you.

P.P.S. This is a good joke to tell when they wheel you into surgery. The doctors really like it.

[FormerACLUmember]

I have no problems with reasonably honest lawyers. My uncle is a real estate lawyer who despises most other lawyers as felons, in his mind. My cousin (his daughter) is a federal prosecutor who spends most of her life going after sociopath corporate lawyers and other vermin who have looted employees' pension funds.

Beyond these good folks, the lawyer industry is utterly corrupt and in severe need of many, many reforms. Lawyer jokes are a symptom of a vast groundswell of a coming great revolution against the shysters.