Preferably, somewhere along the outskirts of Siberia.
As for the article, even though it comes from the flagship publication of the John Birch Society-which would ordinarily, make me extremely skeptical of the author's credbility-its general thrust is accurate.
Aside from the nation of Columbia, I don't think there are currently any South American governments that could, even charitably, be characterized as "conservative" or even "conservative-leaning."