[Cyclopean Squid]

"I've got an idea. How 'bout Dubya going down the parade route in an M1 Abrams tank?"

I love it in principle, but I fear it would just remind folks of the Michael Dukakis gaffe. Not exactly august company. On the other hand, if they were to build W some sort of Exo-suit...

[timpad]

Oh, I know. I'm sure some Lefty would try and re-enact Tiananmen Square or some stupid stunt like that. Clearly not appropriate.

But I was just enamored with the thought of an Abrams MBT rumbling up to the steps of the Capitol...

The TC pops the hatch, clambers up, snaps a salute...

Dubya climbs out, wearing the tux, and half of female FReeperdom faints dead away. We'd be days reviving them.