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(Robert) Kennedy's botox bunnies take to the slopes
CFP ^ | January 14, 2005 | Judi McLeod

Posted on 01/14/2005 8:26:26 AM PST by MikeEdwards

Like shock-u-mentary maker Michael Moore, Robert F. Kennedy can’t stay away from Canada.

Canada’s political socialist atmosphere warmed subzero temperatures for Kennedy’s annual Waterkeeper Alliance Fundraiser, held recently on Banff ski slopes.

Sunshine Village rolled out the red carpet for ski bunnies of the Fairmont Banff Springs Celebrity Invitational.

Spectators jumped up and down in —20C weather to keep their feet warm, some waiting all afternoon for a no-show Meg Ryan.

Ski bunnies have more than running mascara to worry about in cold Canadian winters with no environmental statistics available on either the fireside melting point or ski slope freezing point of botox, collagen or silicone.

A lady may never confess her age, but some tell the world when worried about their implants.

"Yes, I do have implants and I’m freezing cold," admitted Amanda Henkel, a Hawaiian Tropic Girl from Baton Rouge, La. "I don’t know, should I be concerned?"

Like diamonds, botox is forever in frigid climes, or at least safe to —70C. Silicone and collagen, however are subject to frostbite at —20C and some Hollywood babes think their beestung lips are big enough without freezing. . . . .

(Excerpt) Read more at canadafreepress.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: alexbaldwin; environmentalists; kennedy

1 posted on 01/14/2005 8:26:27 AM PST by MikeEdwards
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To: MikeEdwards

Amazing how these "men of the people" always wind up living in Bedford, New York or Hyannis and vacationing with the snow bunnies in Banff or Aspen. Hard work but I guess someone has to do it.


2 posted on 01/14/2005 8:39:23 AM PST by Inwoodian
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