I'm thinking about buying a hearing aid, then I can pretend the batteries are dead.
Okay, here's a question for you hen-pecked husbands.
My husband refuses to eat the last bit of anything. Say, for example, there's a carton of ice cream in the freezer, and about one serving of ice cream left in it. No matter how much he may want it, he will not eat it. His theory is that, as soon as he finishes something off, I'm going to decide that I wanted it and start my nagging wife routine.
Have you ever heard of this? Or is it a combination of my being a domineering woman and my husband being so lovingly obliging?