Well I can promise you this Southern boy would take offense at being called "gay" no matter where it is you like to cruise. And it ain't cause I'm gay.
You see, we have a tradition of practising civility down here, because *not* practising it can lead to nasty altercations that end in jail-time.
Now, we do have people who don't observe that particular tradition, and shoot off their mouths no matter how delicate their posteriors.
We call them "women."
I never said you were gay. I simply said that I would buy one, except that I am not gay. You are might touchy about this subject.