LOL!
We had a bonehead get a box of fudge. Watched him chow down on it followed with a canteen of water chaser. As he was running to the head to yak his guts out, I remember Sgt Upchurch yelling, "you get that scuzz on my deck, I'll swab it up with you!"
I shoulda kept a journal.
One of my buddies who had already been in the Corps a year sent me a letter...written on the outside - "So your DI is Gay?" (more expletive than that) and "I Love You Too"...I don't know how long I was pushing.
But I did get to spend my first Christmas Eve in the Corps on Firewatch. Edson Range, watching cars go by on I-5. Kinda puts life in the Corps in perspective. The rest of the world is oblivious that you are standing watch, but are able to go about their daily lives because you are.