Oh, BULLSH*T!! You jarheads think it's easy for us to carry around those pencils and clipboards all day. Them fuc*ers get HEAVY after awhile! Then there's the chow. Same crap day after day. Steak and eggs for breakfast,beef bourguignonne and sauteed fresh vegetables for lunch and the same choices for dinner all the time. We were forced to pick from Oysters Rockefeller, chateau briand, pork loin roast (with new potato's or some crappy fish dish like lobster or scallops. You try that crap for a few years and then tell me how easy we had it.
Dang...when did you go through basic? All I had to eat was Hassenpheifer and Pheasant under Glass. We had to run too!
Oh and your maids to clean up the "dorms"? We used to love going to Hanscom for Steak and Lobster night when I was stationed at Ft. Devins. mmmmmmm