[longshadow]

Hey, you're such a nerd your car speedometer is calibrated in Furlongs-per fortnight, and you can recite the 10 db S/N ratio sensitivity of every radio you own in Fig Newtons per square hectare!

You're such a nerd that you once went to a Transcendental Meditation Seminar thinking it was a lecture on calculating and appreciating Napier's Constant to the 100th decimal place!

You're such a nerd that when strangers ask for directions, instead of saying: "turn right at the light" you say: "change your velocity vector by a co-planar pi/2 rotation at the next photon emitting device...."

[RadioAstronomer]

I am going to steal those! LOL!