What's most amazing is that there were actually cameras on the scene to snap Adam and Ed...But who took the picture? (slapping forehead)...Of course! God did!
Well, if God reported for any newspaper in our earthly realm, it would be Weekly World News. However, clearly God didn't take the photos ... my mistake, I didn't mention that they were photos of ancient skeletons of Adam and Ed -- fig leaves still in place. I darned near bought the issue just to find out about that pesky Bigfoot's role in the college co-ed panty raid, but didn't have the spare change.