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Clinton Memoirs Due Out In Paperback
CBS 2 Chicago ^
| Jan 12, 2005
| AP
Posted on 01/12/2005 7:41:20 PM PST by Land_of_Lincoln_John
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To: Land_of_Lincoln_John
Wonder if its pages would make good toilet paper.
To: Land_of_Lincoln_John
But will it come out on toilet paper?
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posted on
01/12/2005 7:43:02 PM PST
by
airborne
(Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
01/12/2005 7:43:36 PM PST
by
airborne
(Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
To: Land_of_Lincoln_John
I wonder how Slick Willy would feel if he knew it wasn't the cost of the hardcover that kept me from buying it..
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posted on
01/12/2005 7:43:46 PM PST
by
Change on the Bayou
(Are stupid people protected by the Civil Rights Act??)
To: Land_of_Lincoln_John
To: Land_of_Lincoln_John
Why not just print it on a toilet paper roll?
To: sheik yerbouty
I would add, with his likeness upon it as well.
To: airborne
Might come in handy . . .
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posted on
01/12/2005 7:44:39 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(Big government is still a big problem.)
To: martin_fierro
Yes. Instead of a multi volume book, it's a multi roll book.
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posted on
01/12/2005 7:48:04 PM PST
by
ProudVet77
(If it's Saturday, I'm sailing!)
To: Land_of_Lincoln_John
Paperback? Good, easier lighting.
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posted on
01/12/2005 7:50:24 PM PST
by
Darkwolf377
(Americans never quit. --Gen. Douglas MacArthur)
To: martin_fierro
Ask the publisher if there's a Charmin edition with perforated, tear-out pages.
To: Land_of_Lincoln_John
Wait, the paperback will have new material not in the hardcover? Sounds like a cheap ploy to get people to buy the book, for something "new".
Wonder what the new stuff could be? He has had plenty of time to think up more lies.
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posted on
01/12/2005 7:54:12 PM PST
by
Theresawithanh
(2005! My resolution: FReep even MORE this year!!!)
To: Land_of_Lincoln_John
To: Land_of_Lincoln_John
The memoirs of former President Clinton...will come out in May in paperback Of course...paperback is the perfect size for the half-price sale bin ;-D
To: Land_of_Lincoln_John
They burn better than hardbacks.
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posted on
01/12/2005 8:08:44 PM PST
by
llevrok
(We don't need no stinking ballots!)
To: martin_fierro
"Wonder if the pages will make good toilet paper?"
This book will be in millions of truckstop toilets, in a glass faced box, displaying this sign. "IN CASE OF EMERGENCY,BREAK GLASS"
To: All
The only way I'd buy it is if it came out printed on Wet Ones as a "with Aloe" edition.
To: Land_of_Lincoln_John
Epic in length, but not in substance.
"Sing to me, Muse, of the tale of Billy Jeff,
How he came to the White House after long years in the sticks,
Trained in corruption and drug-sniffing, until Angry Jove,
Looking down from the height of Mount Olympus,
Spied him with Monica, dallying in the Oval Office,
And jealously sent his messenger, fleet-winged Mercury,
To the apartment of a man named Drudge. But first . . ."
And so forth. A thousand pages, forsooth.
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posted on
01/12/2005 8:16:48 PM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Land_of_Lincoln_John
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